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THE AMIFESTO
THREE SIMPLE RULES, FOOLS.
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We always offer help, have a hoot, and do no harm… but we take no shit. R.A.W.R.
We have universal love for all creatures great and small… fine, even the humans.
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“Fuk Yer Yats!”
- Aminal Anonymous
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- Aminal Anonymous
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“I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free.”
- Charles Dickens
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- Charles Dickens
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“Give all the power to the many, they will oppress the few. Give all the power to the few, they will oppress the many.” -Alexander Hamilton
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“Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow.”
-Jesus of Nazareth
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-Jesus of Nazareth
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“Sooner or later the people in this country are going to realize: the government does not give a fuck about them.”
- George Carlin
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- George Carlin
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“The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both puppets!” -Bill Hicks
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R.AMBUNCTIOUS
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• THE AMIFESTO •
THREE SIMPLE RULES, FOOLS.
We are A PART of this planet and universe, not APART from them.
We always offer help, have a hoot, and do no harm…but we take no shit. RAWR.
We have universal love for all creatures great and small…fine, even the humans.
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THREE SIMPLE RULES, FOOLS.
We are A PART of this planet and universe, not APART from them.
We always offer help, have a hoot, and do no harm…but we take no shit. RAWR.
We have universal love for all creatures great and small…fine, even the humans.
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• THE AMIFESTO •
THREE SIMPLE RULES, FOOLS.
We are A PART of this planet and universe, not APART from them.
We always offer help, have a hoot, and do no harm…but we take no shit. R.A.W.R.
We have universal love for all creatures great and small… fine, even the humans.
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THREE SIMPLE RULES, FOOLS.
We are A PART of this planet and universe, not APART from them.
We always offer help, have a hoot, and do no harm…but we take no shit. R.A.W.R.
We have universal love for all creatures great and small… fine, even the humans.
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• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
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• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
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• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
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• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
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• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
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• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most
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• Breathable cotton blend
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• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most
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• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most
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• 100% polyester mesh back
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile cap
• Pre-curved contrast stitched visor
• Underbill matches visor color
• Adjustable plastic snapback
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• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile cap
• Pre-curved contrast stitched visor
• Underbill matches visor color
• Adjustable plastic snapback
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• 100% polyester mesh back
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile cap
• Pre-curved contrast stitched visor
• Underbill matches visor color
• Adjustable plastic snapback
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• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile cap
• Pre-curved contrast stitched visor
• Underbill matches visor color
• Adjustable plastic snapback
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• 100% polyester mesh back
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile cap
• Pre-curved contrast stitched visor
• Underbill matches visor color
• Adjustable plastic snapback
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• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile cap
• Pre-curved contrast stitched visor
• Underbill matches visor color
• Adjustable plastic snapback
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• 100% polyester mesh back
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile cap
• Pre-curved contrast stitched visor
• Underbill matches visor color
• Adjustable plastic snapback
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• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile cap
• Pre-curved contrast stitched visor
• Underbill matches visor color
• Adjustable plastic snapback
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- Breathable fabric
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- Washable and reusable
- One size
- Printed on one side, the reverse side is left blank
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- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
- Washable and reusable
- One size
- Printed on one side, the reverse side is left blank
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• 26" × 36" (66 × 91.5 cm)
• Machine washable in cold water, tumble dry low, do not bleach
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• Machine washable in cold water, tumble dry low, do not bleach
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• 26" × 36" (66 × 91.5 cm),
• Machine washable in cold water, tumble dry low, do not bleach
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• Machine washable in cold water, tumble dry low, do not bleach
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ntics
A.
W.
reck
egimes
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— Kermit’s TEDx Talk
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